I went on a bit of a shopping spree to babeland (can I just comment on how much I love the staff there?) the other day. Among other things, I bought this silicone dildo and a butt plug that looks something like this, only cuter because the outside part is is flower shaped. So last night, I decided that I’d give ‘em a whirl solo, along with my trusty hitachi.
One of my favorite things to do when masturbating (or, ever, tbh) is ride my hitachi. Prop it up on a pillow, straddle it, and go to town. Last week, I tried that while Daddy fucked my ass and had the most intense orgasm of my life. I thought, hmm, maybe a butt plug will do the same thing? Okay…it doesn’t, so how bout the dildo? Couldn’t get that in without it hurting (Daddy has to do lots of prep to get me ready for anal). But in my pussy…ohh yeah.
After some rearranging, I got myself in a position where I could ride both the vibe and the hitachi and have them hit the right spots. And I was wearing the butt plug. So I start going to town, building to this incredibly intense orgasm…and the moment I came, I felt the butt plug literally squirt out of my ass (NOT a sexy feeling, FYI). Afterwards, when I looked for it - it had flown at least a foot. That’s a powerful orgasm!
Lesson learned: I need a larger butt plug or a partner to hold it inside while fucking. Also I have really strong butt muscles.
Daddy and me, precisely.
Best saying ever.
I’m far from religious, but I try every year to give something up for Lent. Usually some kind of food, with mixed results. This year, I’m giving up boys (with the exception of Daddy - he gets grandfathered in). I’m not gonna turn down Mr. Right if he comes along (obvs), but I’m getting off okCupid and Fetlife and giving up dating (or wanting to date) guys that are, for whatever reason, no good for me. I’m going to spend 40 days focusing on me.
Daddy’s been a little blue the last few days…I think he needs cuddles from his little duck.
IT’S A SEX TOY GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!!
Okay guys so here’s the deal, you’ve been putting up with all my ToyDirty posts for a while now and it’s time to celebrate.
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GOOD LUCK ;)
I don’t usually reblog giveaways but this would be SWEET.
“Rough sex is the manifestation of romance. You trust someone so much that you let them do whatever they want with one thing that is yours.”
Exactly how Daddy do. 😋
I love the looks on their faces, the way he’s gently cupping her breast, her hand around his wrist…it looks sexy and real, don’t you think?
Maybe Thai next time… :)
The sexiest thing a man can say…